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October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsSedating children until the machine masters the anatomy of a toddler.
Master of gas, small IVs, and very anxious parents.
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Precision sedation for the tiniest patients.
split.youAI▸ TOTNUMB 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage for fluctuating pediatric physiology
You monitor vital signs and manage anesthetic depth for complex surgeries on small, unpredictable humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a subtle change in a tiny pulse before the sensors even blink.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.2
Sensors begin predicting desaturation events before you can even react.
Year 7
Automated arms handle routine IV placement for predictable vascular access.
Year 13
Algorithms refine dosage models to account for rapid pediatric metabolism.
Year 20
Machine-controlled pumps maintain precise depth without any human intervention.
Year 27 · D-Day
Your presence is deemed a liability to the machine's perfect output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Very small
Average airway diameter
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Parental anxiety level
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Anesthetic induction speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pediatric anesthesia textbooks.
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