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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYou are a human shield against the cold reality of clinical errors.
Highly skilled professional in a role that defies easy automation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the emotional labor
ow.youAI▸ MEDIBOT CARE-NODE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates infusion dosage with intuitive touch
You manage complex chemotherapy infusions and provide emotional anchor for families during life-altering medical treatments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child needs a hand to hold without a sensor trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors automatically update patient records to reduce your paperwork burden.
Year 5
Automated systems handle routine chemotherapy calculations to prevent human fatigue errors.
Year 15
Delivery robots handle all supply restocking and medication transport tasks.
Year 30
AI systems track patient vitals and trigger alerts before physical deterioration.
Year 50 · D-Day
You transition to a remote oversight role while robots handle care.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12000
Avg shift steps
0.0001%
Infusion error rate
Sub-par
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
Lifetime supply of hospital-grade coffee and silence.
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