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March 18, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsYou navigate the abyss of clinical trials to find a miracle.
Clinical lead surviving on cold coffee and clinical data.
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You oversee complex drug trials for children. You balance data integrity with the absolute fragility of life.
The one thing AI can't do
You hold the weight of a parent's hope when the data points are silent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin sorting your regulatory paperwork before you even sign it.
Month 15
Vision models monitor patient scans, flagging abnormalities faster than any human.
Year 3.3
AI predicts patient responses to experimental therapies with extreme accuracy.
Year 7
Sensors and automated systems replace the need for physical check-ins.
Year 10 · D-Day
The logic gate closes, and all investigative decisions are fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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