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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is currently circling the drain of a shower stall.
Professional epidermis exfoliation specialist with zero career trajectory.
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Precision exfoliation without the human gag reflex.
shred.you▸ DERMOCLEANSE MK-IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes fungal colonies via ultrasonic pulse
You scrub epidermal layers, neutralize fungal colonies, and maintain foot hygiene for the mobility-impaired. It is a wet, thankless existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a callous and a blister by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical sensors begin mapping foot surface geometry to calibrate automated blade pressure for safety.
Month 6
Self-draining, self-sanitizing tubs replace the manual bucket-and-mop ritual currently performed by technicians.
Month 16
Computer-vision guided arms take over the delicate task of shaving down hyperkeratotic tissue.
Year 2.5
Multi-spectral imaging replaces human visual inspection for diagnosing various stages of fungal infection.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit autonomously manages all hygiene and maintenance, rendering the human technician entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14
Average Gags Per Shift
40 million
Skin Cells Collected Hourly
12
Disinfectant Liters Per Day
Your severance
One lifetime supply of clinical-grade antifungal cream.
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