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October 14, 2057
In 31 yearsTraining for decades just to be outpaced by a glorified thermometer.
Professional sleep-depriver and expert chart-filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the emotional baggage.
sluurp.you▸ MEDBOT PEDS-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 31 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms a crying infant via haptic simulation
You spend days charting patient vitals, performing physical exams, and managing long, sleep-deprived shifts on hospital floors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in a parent's anxiety before a diagnostic test begins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
AI starts filling your medical notes during physical exams.
Year 4
Systems verify your drug calculations in real-time.
Year 12
Sensors replace your hourly rounds on stable patients.
Year 20
Autonomous carts perform basic bedside assessments and physicals.
Year 31 · D-Day
A centralized diagnostic core handles all routine pediatric care.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Too many
Avg hours awake
Zero tolerated
Charting errors
Liquid baseline
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade caffeine packets.
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