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October 3, 2060
In 34 yearsYou spend your day wrestling terrified toddlers for a crown.
Professional toddler wrestler and enamel enthusiast.
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Sedation and drilling without the human drama.
toast.you▸ TOOTH-TAMER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms toddlers with targeted white noise
Specialized dentists treating pediatric oral health. They perform cleanings, fillings, and complex extractions on screaming children.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified child with a single glance while holding a drill.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Automated systems begin analyzing patient behavioral patterns to predict the exact moment a tantrum starts.
Year 7
Sensors in the waiting room allow AI to preemptively prepare sedation levels based on patient heart rate.
Year 14
Vision-guided arms stabilize the patient's head automatically so you can focus only on the cavity prep.
Year 22
Micro-drones replace manual handpiece usage for all standard sealant and cleaning applications.
Year 34 · D-Day
The Tooth-Tamer 9000 performs the entire procedure, rendering human presence in the chair unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
115dB
Average tantrum decibels
88%
Fluoride spill probability
0.1%
Sticker reward efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of sugar-free lollipops.
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