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the 1950s
Already deprecatedYou represent a job that existed strictly to solve a non-problem.
Professional eraser of stationery that didn't need erasing.
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Turning graphite into nothingness at scale.
ow.you▸ ERASE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1950SAI's Special Power
erases history with carbonized efficiency
You destroyed excess wooden stationery. The incinerator does this silently and without needing a lunch break.
The one thing AI can't do
You could choose which pencil to disintegrate first with actual human malice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1940
Factories started using conveyor belts to feed waste directly to heat.
1945
The incinerator speed far outpaced your ability to shovel wood.
1950
Laws mandated pencils be repurposed rather than burned into oblivion.
1955
Automated chutes replaced the need for human incinerator attendance.
Already
The last vaporiser turned off the heat for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Pencils vaporized per hour
Non-existent
Human relevance
Nothing
Standard salary for vaporizing
Your severance
A blunt pencil and a firm goodbye.
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