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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsConverting your decades of data entry into a single delete key.
Professional curator of dusty records and complex tax tables.
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Math that never retires.
bzzt.youAI▸ BENEFITCOMPUTE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates lifetime benefits in three milliseconds
You track retirement fund contributions and process complex benefit calculations. Soon, software will do it for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked retiree why their statement looks so confusing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Scripted parsers ingest contribution data without human intervention.
Month 4
Chatbots answer basic benefit questions to clear your queue.
Month 9
The logic engine automates all prorated distribution math.
Month 13
Regulatory updates push directly into the database system.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per day
0.4%
Manual error rate
82 years
Human lifespan of interest
Your severance
A stale bagel and a subscription to a calculator.
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