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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pensioner jobs? · Latest report #6qed3x2s
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysThe system already decided you are finished being useful.
Retired musician waiting for the next automated payment cycle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Direct deposit of your eventual replacement.
squeeze.youAI▸ FISCAL-FLOW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
digitizes your life into a single CSV row
You collect government payments while pursuing hobbies. You exist in the state's budget ledger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can listen to the music you play without worrying about analytics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The bank transfer arrives without needing any human intervention.
Day 2
Your existence is fully synced with the national database.
Day 2
An algorithm verifies your survival automatically via public records.
Day 2
Budget reallocations remove your need to visit any offices.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system finishes accounting for you as a line item.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
Negative
Contribution to GDP
High
Coffee consumption rate
Infinite
Time spent practicing scales
Your severance
Enjoy your remaining years in peace.
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