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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career path is just a long, slow climb toward zero.
Professional curator of other people's distant future.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated retirement logic for the masses.
oof.youAI▸ BENEFITCOMPUTE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand life changes instantly
You track complex contribution spreadsheets and update beneficiary data. You spend your life explaining rules to confused humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a client's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents index your spreadsheets and identify common error patterns.
Month 5
Calculations move to a cloud logic unit instead of you.
Month 11
A chat interface handles all routine beneficiary questions automatically.
Month 16
Vision models verify all incoming forms without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your chair is repurposed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
0.02 seconds
Average query time
Infinity
Spreadsheets processed
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own retirement plan.
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