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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour pension calculations are just glorified math problems for a CPU.
Expert at navigating legacy spreadsheets and teacher query panic.
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Calculating retirement before you can.
toast.youAI▸ PENSIONBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates pension filings in milliseconds
You process member change records and issue year-end certificates. The software has already started your replacement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can empathize with a teacher who is confused about their complex vesting timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI begins reading your MCR files to find patterns.
Week 6
Software automatically flags discrepancies instead of you.
Month 3
The system prints and emails certificates without human input.
Month 4
A language model handles all standard client pension questions.
Month 6 · D-Day
Access to the pension database is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
MCRS processed per day
4 daily
Coffee breaks taken
0.3 percent
Manual data entry errors
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your own redundancy.
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