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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for other people's life savings.
Expert in turning pension pots into regulatory headaches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the slow decline of fiscal stability.
stretchy.youAI▸ RETIRESCRIPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates entire life annuity in milliseconds
You manage regulatory compliance, contribution schedules, and investment distributions. You answer endless questions about complex retirement benefits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a retiree about why the market dip matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scanners ingest your paper trust deeds into a database.
Month 5
Smart agents match payroll data without your manual check.
Month 10
A natural language model handles every member query perfectly.
Month 15
The system reports directly to tax authorities via API.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system generates your final redundancy letter automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.0001%
Compliance errors caught
0.02 seconds
Member query latency
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A brochure on how to live on zero dollars.
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