Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pentest Director jobs? · Latest report #3i4395bi
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hunt for bugs, but the bugs are now writing your reports.
Professional breaker of things, currently waiting for the patch
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite scanner that never sleeps.
help!you▸ SENTINEL-AUDIT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability in real-time
You oversee security testing schedules and validate vulnerability reports for clients. Automated scanners and AI audit everything instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the weird, messy logic behind a truly creative security bypass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors filter through your scanners to kill false positives instantly.
Month 5
Natural language models draft the executive summaries you currently write.
Month 10
Algorithms link security flaws directly to your company's financial exposure.
Month 15
System agents push hotfixes the second a hole is scanned.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-securing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.0001 percent
false positive rate
4000 audits
weekly report count
zero seconds
human oversight time
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to your own automated audit logs
Discussion
