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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling HR paperwork to businesses that just want you to leave.
Professional relationship-builder who mostly sells glorified spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated relationship management that never needs lunch.
squeeze.you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold emails that mimic human desperation
You pitch payroll and benefits outsourcing to stressed business owners. You build fake trust to close contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually good at pretending you care about someone's quarterly tax filing woes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending high-conversion pitches to your entire prospect list.
Month 5
Smart models analyze tax filings to identify businesses needing payroll help.
Month 10
Voice bots replace your lunch meetings with perfectly calibrated small talk.
Month 15
AI negotiates terms directly with clients to maximize service margins.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are replaced by a CRM plugin that closes deals autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Average cold call rejections
12 hours weekly
Time spent in useless lunches
Zero
Actual value added to society
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says Open To Work forever.
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