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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning human misery into pivot tables since your last performance review.
Professional spreadsheet builder for the inevitable firing squad.
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automates your entire headcount reduction spreadsheet
You track turnover and compensation data to pretend that corporate layoffs are a science, not a tragic coin-flip.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VP's face about why the retention metrics are so catastrophic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An API connects your HR software to the central machine learning engine.
Month 3
The system identifies which employees are about to quit before they know it.
Month 6
The machine generates the board deck that you used to spend weeks on.
Month 9
Managers start trusting the software's layoff recommendations over your nuanced human analysis.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled because the spreadsheet is now sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
48,000
Pivot tables deleted
99.9%
Layoff logic accuracy
60% too much
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
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