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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database of complaints.
Expert in navigating Outlook calendars and corporate malaise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ HR-BOT LOGIC CORE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all internal emails into bins
You schedule meetings, manage employee records, and answer repetitive questions. Your job is mostly glorified calendar Tetris.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually crying in a private meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting answers to every common staff question.
Week 9
Software automatically manages meeting slots without human intervention.
Month 4
Digital agents auto-fill all new hire paperwork instantly.
Month 6
Employees use a self-service kiosk instead of calling you.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the logic core takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142
Emails per day
8
Calendar clashes
5
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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