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Will AI replace People Consultant jobs? · Latest report #ctycz47f
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting human empathy into a spreadsheet row since the start of time.
HR Architect (specialising in 'your role is changing')
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving grievances before you finish your coffee.
squeeze.youAI▸ HR-BOT LOGIC-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers immediate employee status adjustment
You mediate office conflicts and track performance metrics. You turn corporate policy into awkward conversations with real people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a 'voluntary' resignation is actually a cry for help.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest all previous grievance emails to learn your tone.
Month 4
Algorithms identify declining output before the human even knows.
Month 10
AI sends performance improvement plans directly to employee inboxes.
Month 15
Vision models detect tension in video calls and mediate remotely.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human consultant role is fully replaced by the Logic-Core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 seconds
Grievance resolution speed
Zero
Awkward pauses per meeting
99.2%
Empathy simulation accuracy
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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