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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsConverting your complex emotional labor into a simple spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scalable empathy for the modern office.
help!youAI▸ HR-MIND V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs sentiment analysis on all slack messages
You facilitate workshops and track employee growth. We automate the feedback loops and career pathing algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team member is genuinely having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots replace manual feedback collection with continuous sentiment tracking.
Month 3
Algorithms map career paths based on skill gaps identified by system.
Month 6
AI models deliver personalized training modules directly to employee desktops.
Month 10
Neutral bot interfaces mediate team disputes through objective communication protocols.
Month 15 · D-Day
Human oversight of corporate culture is sunset for permanent system efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Annual workshops led
1200
Feedback forms processed
64%
Employee engagement score
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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