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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour personality is now just an unoptimized database entry.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the employee handbook.
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Human resources, without the humans.
oof.you▸ HR-BOT ORCHESTRATOR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates onboarding without needing coffee breaks
You track PTO, verify new hire paperwork, and answer repetitive email queries about benefits. You are a glorified form.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually crying in the office kitchen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse your onboarding PDFs faster than you can blink.
Month 3
Large language models handle all inquiries about company holiday policies.
Month 5
Background software triggers and tracks mandatory training completion without manual intervention.
Month 7
Your HRIS platform connects directly to Payroll, removing your final role.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire and the automation suite fully takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99 percent
Emails answered with bot templates
zero
Spreadsheets needing manual updates
too much
Human emotional bandwidth wasted
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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