Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace People Operations Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #4jpv3p3b
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPolishing the company culture until it is perfectly smooth and empty.
Professional cat herder for high-earning adults.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Humanity is just a data entry error.
bzzt.you▸ ORGSYNC NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates conflict resolution with zero empathy
You manage onboarding paperwork, track employee attendance metrics, and organize internal company communication channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an employee is lying about their sick day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and sentiment models analyze employee moods without human intervention.
Month 4
Smart agents merge all fragmented employee records into a single sync.
Month 8
Digital avatars deliver orientation modules faster than any human can.
Month 12
Automated procurement software schedules all office events and catering orders.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your email credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
98%
Onboarding speed increase
4.2%
Human error margin
Your severance
One stale donut and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
Discussion
