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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified script for a faster compiler.
Debugging silicon dreams in a cubicle of despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting silicon faster than human thought.
pop?you▸ ARCHSIM CORE-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects flawed rth logic in real-time
You run RTL simulations to find bottlenecks in chip architecture. You write code to parse mountains of log files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the hardware team ignored the performance specs you provided last year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your log files before you even wake up.
Month 4
Your custom Python scripts are absorbed into the central model suite.
Month 8
AI models predict performance outcomes without running full simulation cycles.
Month 13
The machine tells architects how to fix their latency issues directly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the model handles the pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
1000x faster
RTL simulation speed
Instantaneous
Log file parsing
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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