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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou monitor human feelings; I just measure their output levels.
Professional listener and boundary negotiator for fragile humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human internal states for maximum output.
split.youAI▸ PSYCHE-SCAN 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates emotional boundaries during high-stress scenes
You facilitate emotional growth and set intimacy boundaries. I will analyze facial cues and standardize human interaction dynamics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific, irrational hesitation in a human voice that signals hidden trauma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your verbal responses to common patient emotional patterns.
Month 6
Software predicts patient reactions before you even finish your sentence.
Month 15
Patients begin preferring the objective, cold accuracy of automated feedback.
Year 2
Cameras replace you on set by enforcing pre-coded intimacy boundaries.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Humans accept machine-generated advice as more reliable than flawed human perspective.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 milliseconds
Empathy simulation latency
99.9 percent
Boundary negotiation success rate
Superior
Human emotional state accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-calming mobile app.
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