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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track risks while ignoring the biggest risk: your own job.
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split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated compliance reports at midnight
You monitor team metrics, coordinate internal audits, and document compliance for local government council operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a department head is lying during an audit meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts pull performance metrics directly from council systems.
Month 5
AI crawlers flag compliance gaps without human intervention.
Month 10
Interactive modules replace your repetitive slide presentations.
Month 15
Predictive models identify council failures before they occur.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human oversight is officially uninstalled from council hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4500
Spreadsheet rows per hour
12%
Audit findings ignored
18 weekly
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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