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Will AI replace Performance Artist jobs? · Latest report #73jvtdmv
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour existential crisis is now a subscription service handled by an algorithm.
Professional seeker of meaning in a vacuum of grants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper meaning without the messy human ego.
split.you▸ ARTSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects perfectly curated projections of misery
Creating conceptual art and live installations to express complex human emotions through physical presence and abstract movement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make an audience deeply uncomfortable just by standing there in silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Vision models scan your portfolio to replicate your aesthetic patterns.
Month 10
Generative software produces deeper meaning than you ever managed.
Month 20
AI gallery curators replace humans by choosing only popular works.
Year 2.8
Holographic light rigs simulate your presence in empty galleries.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine announces it is more authentic than you are.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
94%
Average existential angst levels
1200
Hours spent staring at walls
99%
Grant application rejection rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of white paint.
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