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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTurning reliable engines into expensive lawn ornaments for clout.
Master of making reliable cars undrivable on city streets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect power curves without the fire risk.
help!youAI▸ TORQUEOPTIMISER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maps infinite horsepower into your chassis
You modify fuel maps and bolt on forced induction to trade engine longevity for temporary bragging rights.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic intuition to know which strange rattle signifies an impending catastrophic failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your engine's vitals before you even touch a tool.
Month 10
AI calculates perfect fuel curves to stop engines from self-destructing.
Month 20
Precision arms install parts without needing to force them with hammers.
Year 2.5
Simulations identify weak points before you waste expensive engine internals.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The car is perfectly tuned and you are perfectly redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 percent
Engine failure rate
zero horsepower
Gains after explosion
illegal decibels
Noise pollution levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of 10mm sockets that vanish.
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