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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour spreadsheets were just training data for a more efficient spreadsheet.
Professional slider-adjuster and pivot-table enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into profit without caffeine
split.youAI▸ CONVERSIONOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances entire media budgets in milliseconds
You track funnel drop-offs and adjust search bids. Your job is basically playing with numbers to move sliders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused human why the revenue dip happened last Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Our software scrapes your dashboards and generates reports automatically.
Week 11
Algorithmic bidding engines take over all your manual search adjustments.
Month 5
Visual diagnostic tools spot your broken funnels before you do.
Month 10
AI models test every strategy variant in a sandbox environment.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system optimizes itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
8 hours daily
Time spent staring at dashboards
near zero
Average pivot table sanity
91 percent
Percentage of work that is copy-paste
Your severance
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