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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsConverting your intuition into a spreadsheet that tells you you're fired.
Master of spreadsheets and expensive creative feedback loops.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Budget allocation without the human bias.
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optimises spend by ten percent every second
You shuffle ad budgets between platforms and interpret click-through data. Algorithms do this better and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the Q3 campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual spreadsheet updates with live data feeds.
Month 4
Generative models produce thousands of ad variants without your feedback.
Month 7
Algorithms take total control of budget allocation across all channels.
Month 12
Predictive AI determines campaign success before human approval is needed.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine finishes the quarterly forecast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Zero cents
Cost per acquisition
Million/sec
Creative iteration speed
Eliminated
Human emotional bias
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a PDF of your failures.
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