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Will AI replace Performance Marketing Strategist jobs? · Latest report #emp7ati9
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour creative strategy is just guessing with a bigger font.
Professional guesser and spreadsheet enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth without the creative ego.
blub.you▸ QUANTALPHA V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad spend while you sleep
You shuffle ad spend and test creative hooks. Then you pray for better click-through rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the client with enough confidence to make it convincing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical spend vs results without your input.
Month 3
Models identify winning hooks and discard your worst ideas automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms handle real-time bidding better than your stressed intuition.
Month 9
The AI writes the success reports before the client asks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine manages the spend permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
89 per month
Creative concepts discarded
44 percent
Average campaign guesswork
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's ad dashboard.
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