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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track macros for 19-year-olds who think pizza is a food group.
Director of adult-sized toddlers who need fancy meal plans.
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Automated fuel optimization for explosive growth.
toast.youAI▸ NUTRISYNC COLLEGIATE GRIDIRON 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates caloric intake by scanning sweat chemistry
Calculate energy requirements and manage meal plans for elite student athletes. Monitor body composition metrics for game readiness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convince an oversized linebacker that broccoli is actually essential for his career.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors capture all caloric intake and metabolic expenditure data.
Month 8
Automated dispensers serve precise meal portions based on sensor data.
Month 16
Inventory robots replace the manual stocking of fueling stations.
Year 2.2
AI models generate optimized diet plans with zero human input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department is folded into a dashboard for the head coach.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
420
Average weekly hydration alerts
14%
Protein powder waste percentage
89%
Athletes who ignore advice
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired electrolyte powder packets.
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