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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional buzzword generator currently masquerading as a human business advisor.
Slide-deck architect with a dependency on vague operational jargon.
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split.you▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly strategy pivots overnight
You draft slide decks to justify executive restructuring while managing junior consultants' billable hours. You sell operational efficiency by orchestrating complex, PowerPoint-heavy strategy roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your standard project decks using client data scraped from internal portals.
Month 4
Software automatically manages junior consultant schedules to maximize billable efficiency without human intervention.
Month 10
AI-driven sentiment analysis bots facilitate workshop discussions, replacing your need to moderate group dynamics.
Month 16
Real-time dashboards replace your advisory role by providing executives with immediate, data-backed operational adjustments.
Year 2 · D-Day
System architecture fully automates the strategy lifecycle, leaving your human role as a legacy artifact.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Infinite
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Your severance
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