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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour scripts are just bugs that run faster than the code.
Senior Load-Runner (mostly YAML, emotionally shell-shocked by spikes).
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Week 4
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Month 3
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Month 6
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Month 10
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Month 14 · D-Day
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