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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSpraying invisible debt onto customers who just wanted a tester strip.
Professional air-freshener disguised as a lifestyle expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The right scent for the right ego.
bzzt.you▸ AROMALOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mists the air with calculated pheromones
You track inventory of scent bottles, manage shelf aesthetics, and attempt to convince strangers to change their odor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a genuine customer and a casual browser.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors map customer preferences to prevent you from talking entirely.
Month 5
Robotic arms restock shelves, making your manual labor obsolete.
Month 11
Screens replace your opinion with data-backed, high-conversion scent profiles.
Month 18
Automated diffusers spray samples only when the sensor detects interest.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The store locks you out as the kiosks take over forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,000 per week
Average tester-strip waste
Daily
Olfactory fatigue incidents
98 percent
Unsolicited scent spraying
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unsold, clearance-rack body spray.
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