Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Perfumeur And Decant Seller jobs? · Latest report #tdguvkau
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsScent molecules are just data points awaiting a precise robotic spray.
Boutique nose, small-batch bottler, web-store logistics expert.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bottling memories without the human effort.
toast.youAI▸ ESSENCEFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mixes custom top notes in milliseconds
You source base notes and fill vials for web orders. Your business relies on inventory and fragrance blending.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a scent captures a specific mood or memory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors track every milliliter of your current stock levels.
Month 4
Robotic arms fill your decant vials with zero waste.
Month 11
Algorithms predict trending perfume combinations based on search data.
Month 16
A high-speed gantry system manages your web store logistics.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your boutique closes as the machines achieve perfect scent profiles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4 percent
Average decant spill rate
12
Bottles filled per hour
High
Human nose fatigue factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic sandalwood oil.
Discussion
