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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career of strategic ambiguity is about to hit a buffer.
Expert in saying absolutely nothing in six-page policy papers.
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Policy writing with zero human hesitation.
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neutralizes scandals with automated redacted memos
You draft endless policy briefings and navigate complex ministerial egos. You ensure government machinery ignores logic without breaking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a minister is lying about a leaked internal memo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading every memo you have ever written.
Month 4
An agent writes your briefs better and much faster.
Month 8
AI predicts and handles all parliamentary questions flawlessly.
Month 13
Ministers prefer the machine's cold, logical, emotionless output.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department runs perfectly without a single human secretary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12,000 yearly
Briefing papers generated
4 per decade
Ministers managed
4.2 million
Meaningless syllables spoken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the government archives.
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