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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are essentially a human stamp that dreams in zoning ordinances.
Bureaucracy enthusiast with a penchant for red tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving infrastructure faster than you can blink.
stretchy.youAI▸ ZONINGLOGIC V7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications in milliseconds without apology
You review building blueprints against local codes to approve or deny construction permits. You process endless stacks of paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes interpret the spirit of a vague code when blueprints are borderline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All paper applications must now be uploaded as machine-readable files.
Month 3
Software flags missing setbacks before the files even reach you.
Month 6
Algorithms begin auto-generating approval stamps based on code logic.
Month 10
Insurance firms mandate automated review to reduce human error rates.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system goes live and your desk is cleared for storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Average permits per week
High
Code section memorization
3 per day
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite zoning manual.
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