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Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a low-latency feedback loop for client validation.
Professional listener, full-time reality check provider.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
brr.you▸ INSIGHTBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect confidence in uncertain advice
You parse life goals and financial anxieties to offer curated paths. Then you hope they actually listen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies to themselves about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your emails and meeting transcripts are fed into our neural model.
Month 4
The AI starts suggesting responses for you to copy and paste.
Month 8
Clients begin preferring the instant, emotionless replies of the bot.
Month 12
The avatar handles all video calls with perfect eye contact.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the client never notices you left.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000 daily
Average validation tokens
4 minutes
Client boredom threshold
3:1
Coffee-to-nod ratio
Your severance
A box of tissues and a firm LinkedIn endorsement.
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