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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour professional listening ear is just a database of keyword triggers.
Master of the unhinged schedule and glorified security escort.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total surveillance for the truly suspicious.
glub.youAI▸ PARANOIAGUARD MARK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters all incoming light for micro-cameras
You manage erratic schedules, perform perimeter sweeps, and validate the delusions of a high-net-worth individual.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convincingly nod while pretending you didn't hear the same conspiracy twice today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the patterns of every bizarre request you fulfill.
Month 7
Algorithm generates more convincing conspiracy theories than you ever could.
Month 16
Robotic sensors replace your daily walks around the property line.
Year 2.2
AI provides the perfect tone of support for every delusion.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access codes are deleted and replaced by a cold processor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99 percent
Paranoia validation rate
14
Daily panic attacks managed
60
Perimeter checks per hour
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker you cannot leave.
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