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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling financial products to people who just wanted to deposit cash.
Professional gatekeeper of interest rates and awkward small talk.
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The bank branch that never needs coffee
ow.youAI▸ WEALTHAUTOMATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies loans with zero emotional friction
You manage client accounts, cross-sell credit products, and navigate complex banking software systems all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their liquidity with a single glance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI begins drafting your sales pitches directly inside your bank software.
Week 11
Robotic process automation handles all your data entry and form validation.
Month 7
Physical pods replace your desk to handle routine customer transactions autonomously.
Month 13
Algorithms identify credit needs better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 21 · D-Day
The branch goes lobby-less and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 daily
Average cross-sell attempts
85%
Percentage of time in CRM
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A branded pen and a very sad LinkedIn recommendation.
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