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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour personalized financial advice is just a script with a haircut.
High-net-worth whisperer and professional video call participant.
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Superior fiscal empathy via hyper-efficient hardware.
split.you▸ WEALTHBOT ULTRA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes portfolio allocation during your lunch break
You shuffle wealth portfolios and chat with clients on video calls to sell them generic banking financial products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific emotional labor of nodding while a client complains.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors transcribe and categorize every client call automatically for you.
Month 4
Algorithms now suggest products better than your intuition ever could.
Month 8
Lifelike digital replicas handle routine portfolio check-ins flawlessly.
Month 12
Machine agents manage all wealth portfolios with zero human bias.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your portfolio access is revoked as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
2 milliseconds
Empathy simulation latency
99.8 percent
Upsell efficiency
too high
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic savings account.
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