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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell authenticity while an algorithm automates your entire personality profile.
Expert in turning bland resumes into slightly shinier bland resumes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The authentic self, manufactured at scale.
glub.youAI▸ PERSONAGEN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 unique professional personas per hour
You curate social media narratives and optimize LinkedIn profiles for job seekers who fear being themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their passion for leadership.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your best posts to learn your fake voice.
Week 9
Forms replace your intake calls and initial discovery meetings.
Month 3
AI models write posts that sound exactly like your clients.
Month 4
Clients click buttons instead of discussing their 'personal brand'.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as our system takes over completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Average Buzzwords Per Bio
0.02%
Authenticity Score
Negligible
LinkedIn Influence
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium ghostwriting bot.
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