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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are selling liquid air to people who love their reflections.
Professional mirror-polisher for insecure tech founders.
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Automated narcissism, now faster than ever.
help!youAI▸ EGOSYNTH V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates viral threads while you sleep
You draft tweets and schedule posts to make CEOs seem relatable. You write reports claiming engagement equals real wealth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a founder's face about their engagement metrics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every post your client ever made for style.
Week 9
Models generate content that sounds exactly like a generic founder.
Month 3
Bot networks provide the initial validation to trigger the algorithm.
Month 5
The system writes its own success reports for the client.
Month 6 · D-Day
The agency is replaced by a subscription script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
4,000
Tweets generated per second
99.9%
Founder ego inflation rate
0
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Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty LinkedIn draft templates.
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