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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just an expensive LLM prompt with a Twitter account.
Professional echo-chamber architect and professional humble-brag writer.
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generates 500 linkedin posts in one minute
You draft LinkedIn ghost-posts for founders and sell them the delusion of thought leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face about how viral their post will be.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the current buzzword so you do not have to.
Month 3
Models learn to mimic your specific blend of corporate-friendly sarcasm.
Month 5
Clients choose the lower-cost, faster, and more honest AI service.
Month 7
Bots flood the replies to inflate your client's fragile ego.
Month 8 · D-Day
The agency software suite automates you out of your final invoice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Humans feeling 'authentic'
99.9 percent
LinkedIn engagement rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool that replaced you.
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