Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Personal Chef jobs? · Latest report #pxks3qxf
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour culinary intuition is just a variable our sensors will soon optimize.
Master of bespoke flavors, slave to high-maintenance palates.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision nutrition without the kitchen mess.
stretchy.youAI▸ GASTRONOMY-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
adjusts seasoning levels via molecular feedback
You spend your days sourcing ingredients, planning menus, and cooking custom meals for specific client dietary preferences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste a reduction and intuitively know exactly which herb it needs next.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your handwritten recipe cards are scanned into our cloud database.
Month 10
Connected fridges order groceries before you even notice they run low.
Year 2
Robotic arms handle all chopping, peeling, and portioning of raw goods.
Year 3.1
Precision heating modules replace your gas range for perfect, consistent cooks.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen unit is installed and your services are officially sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
2400
Average knife cuts daily
5
Clients appeased per week
12 hours
Shopping time in traffic
Your severance
One lifetime supply of nutrient-dense synthetic paste.
Discussion
