Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Personal English Tutor jobs? · Latest report #nbuvakpr
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour conversational fillers will soon be corrected by a silent algorithm.
Professional grammarian, currently drowning in semi-colon misuse.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fluency without the awkward silences.
help!youAI▸ LINGUISTAI-PRO V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human empathy with perfect cadence
You drill grammar exercises and provide feedback on student essays. You lead one-on-one sessions correcting spoken pronunciation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student feels discouraged by a missed verb tense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system builds the perfect path for every student.
Month 4
Voice models provide instant feedback on every mumbled syllable.
Month 8
Algorithms flag grammar and tone errors faster than any human.
Month 11
Hyper-realistic avatars replace the need for human conversation practice.
Month 13 · D-Day
The software replaces all one-on-one human coaching sessions permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Average corrections per hour
zero
Patience units remaining
12 percent
Student engagement drop rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic language app.
Discussion
