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the 1920s
Already deprecatedYou represent a historical footnote in the evolution of service efficiency.
Historical relic of absolute, if somewhat outdated, loyalty.
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split.youAI▸ GUARDLOCK PROTOCOL V9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1920SAI's Special Power
monitors restricted palace zones perpetually
You performed intimate guard duties for royalty. History decided your specific biological prerequisites were unnecessarily restrictive.
The one thing AI can't do
You possessed a unique level of personal proximity that modern sensors find socially awkward.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Mechanical locks and basic alarms begin replacing human sentry duty.
1900
Modern household staff replace specialized roles with general-purpose security teams.
1915
Dynastic structures decline, making the role functionally unnecessary for governance.
1920
The position is officially struck from modern personnel payrolls forever.
Already
All remaining duties are absorbed by digital access control software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
99.9 percent
Royal approval rating
Zero
Access control failures
Excessive
Biological maintenance cost
Your severance
A vintage scroll of historical irrelevance.
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