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October 30, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are now a rounding error for my silicon.
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oof.youAI▸ CASECRUSH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in every medical report instantly
You draft motions and negotiate settlements to limit payouts for insurance companies. You parse medical records for fraud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a witness's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition scanners read all your medical discovery files instantly.
Month 5
Large language models write your interrogatories and motions in seconds.
Month 10
Algorithms predict jury payouts better than your intuition ever could.
Month 16
A quiet agent negotiates settlement caps directly with opposing software.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client replaces your firm with a single efficient GPU cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.9 percent
Settlement accuracy
0.4 seconds
Motion drafting speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
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