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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just being a human-shaped placeholder for engagement.
Professional loud-laugher and Slack channel vibe-manager.
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glub.youAI▸ VIBEBOT PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect charisma during zoom calls
You provide vibes to fill silence during meetings and maintain office morale. Your replacement is an generative agent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the room becomes uncomfortable and say something stupid.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software monitors meeting transcripts to identify required 'vibe' responses.
Week 9
A database is populated with perfectly timed reactions for every context.
Month 3
A digital screen interface generates nodding and smiling during boring calls.
Month 5
Bots automatically post encouraging emojis in your designated Slack channels.
Month 6 · D-Day
The HR department deletes your account and enables the VibeBot plugin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 per hour
Average laughs elicited
99 percent
Slack emoji usage
0 percent
Actual task completion
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company coffee.
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