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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track the exterminators, but we track your entire profit margin.
Routing vans and dodging homeowner fury since 2012.
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Total route automation for home protection.
glub.youAI▸ PESTOPS CONTROLLER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
optimises every route for maximum kill density
You schedule service routes, manage chemical inventory levels, and handle angry customer complaints about bugs missing. You route fleets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a technician is lying about finishing a house.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Algorithms replace your manual routing to save fuel and time.
Month 8
Smart bins track chemical usage and auto-order new supplies.
Month 20
AI handles all customer complaints about missed service windows.
Year 2.8
System automatically docks technician pay based on callback rates.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system runs the entire business without human management input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.9%
Technician utilization rate
zero
Chemical waste in litres
6 seconds
Customer complaint resolution time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic ant bait.
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