Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pest Control Officer jobs? · Latest report #mti97is4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYou chase mice, but the algorithm is chasing your career.
Master of the attic, dreading the crawlspace.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infestation clearance, zero human fear.
help!youAI▸ VERMINATOR-X PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals entry points with robotic precision
You crawl into tight crawlspaces, set traps, and spray chemicals. You identify entry points and manage infestations manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to know exactly where a rat is hiding behind the drywall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart floor sensors detect pest movement better than human eyes ever could.
Month 12
Precision nozzles dispense exact chemical doses into voids without human presence.
Year 2
Small crawling machines map infestations and place traps in perfect spots.
Year 3
Construction bots autonomously foam and seal all exterior building entry points.
Year 4
Centralized AI manages the entire building ecosystem, removing your need entirely.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your uniform is repurposed as an insulating rag for the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45 minutes
Average attic crawl time
99.9 percent
Pesticide mist accuracy
High
Human fear of spiders
Your severance
One free home fumigation, no questions asked.
Discussion
