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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour traps are primitive, but your crawlspace panic is highly profitable.
Professional spider-hater and crawlspace enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building lockdown with zero human panic.
ow.youAI▸ VERMINTERMINATOR V.4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals entire attics with precision foam
You crawl into tight, dark spaces to deploy traps, seal entry points, and remove rodent or insect infestations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which floorboard a rat is hiding under based on sound alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every crack and tunnel in your customer's house.
Month 12
Small drones deploy bait precisely where the rodents gather.
Year 2
Robot arms spray instant-hardening foam into every exterior gap.
Year 3
Smart sensors alert the cloud before a new infestation starts.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your truck is recycled and the house is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1200 per year
Avg. hours spent in crawlspaces
Very high
Spider-related scream frequency
Only 34%
Buildings fully sealed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rat poison.
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